Batten Hell

A failure by the media to bully and use constant misdirection and lies to defeat a truthful politician.

See BBC for examples

The BBC reporter tried but didn't have a batten hell's chance of defeating the UKIP leader

by amojak October 15, 2018

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Snake Batten

When somebody steals a moth he is a Snake Batten.

My friend Ben Curtis had this girl but then Snake Batten snaked her.

by Sly D September 29, 2011

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The bassist/backing vocals of Enter Shikari and a complete sex bomb. Probably spends his spare time shagging Rou Reynolds in a minorly kinky fashion. "Is this a three-way? It can't be done!" "Go do some fuckin' work Keef."

Friend: Chris Batten touched me.
Me: *dies*
Enter Shikari Batty C Rob Rolfe Rou Reynolds Roughton Reynolds god

by Privatecocky July 9, 2016

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ade batten

A better looking artist than Ralph Harris!!!

Look at that Neil Buchanan, he's a right fucking Ade Batten!!

by John Badboy Walton February 9, 2004

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Aiden Batten

In the dark ages of man, there was nothing but chaos. Kingdoms were split and war raged across the lands. There was one thing the world agreed on though. Aiden’s a fucking nonce.

That one of Aiden Batten’s girlfriends? 12’s a bit old for that fucking nonce

by Fat Jewish Nonce November 12, 2018

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