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Batmaning 

The sexual act of having your partner laying on the ground, butt cheeks wide open, and you jump from the top of your bed and land with your penis in their ass.
Friend 1: Did you batmaning that girl last night?
Friend 2. Yea bro, her butt still hurts.
Batmaning by ItzParticlez September 14, 2019

Batmaning 

Standing on top of a building and looking down at a city for no explicable reason often to monologue or just pose.

Also known as, Dramatic High Perching, or spidermaning (although this typically involves a squat).
A: You see that new action movie?
B: Oh yeah, the main dude spends half the movie batmaning on buildings all around the city.
A: lol, looks cool though,
Batmaning by Starkweather-G January 30, 2023

Batmaning 

The act of fucking around doing harm than good.
He is batmaning withe me and that is not acceptable
Batmaning by Bodigad March 31, 2024

batmaning 

the state of goffing around without doing anything useful.
he is batmaning all day long without doing anything useful.
batmaning by Bodigad May 8, 2024

Batcaving 

This is an advanced sexual act, performed when one is feeling in the mood to surprise ones lady. You start this delight by turning off all lights in the room. Get your lady to lay on her side and ask her to look at the ceiling. Now, grab your erect meat seeking pissile and shine a torch from underneath to display the sillouette on the ceiling, while screaming "TO THE BATCAVE" and with one swift, vigorous thrust, insert ones member into her anus. Lube is optional, but dry docking is not recommended unless you do not value your teeth/balls/relationship.
I gave Tonya a real good batcaving last night. Luckily, she enjoyed it so didn't even knock my teeth out afterward.
Mexican Batman. With help from his bro sidekick Brobin, he fights crime.
Criminal 1: Shit...it's the batsignal!
Criminal 2: No, it's a bat with a sombrero on it.
Criminal 3: Don't you guys know? Batmang and Brobin are on their way. Let's scram.
Batmang by The_Lufasa November 8, 2011