Loose Bation

1. The act of performing a means of masturbation and shooting off before you totally get hard. By the means of you want to hold a land speed record, or you simply cannot perform at 100%, finishing between 30% and no more than 65%.

2. The slang definition stating that something is cool.

Dude, did you see that?!?!?! That was some serious Loose Bation!!!!!!!

by Eric and Andrew May 13, 2008

The ‘Bation Blurs

Getting blurry vision after quarantine masturbating for 4 or more days straight.

‘Bation Blurs Noun- This dang ‘Rona virus gave me the ‘Bation Blurs from quarantine masturbating for 4 days straight

by Whannin March 24, 2020

Iraqi-bation

The process of stranglebation requiring a metal cable and crane.

Just when I thought Saddam couldn't take anymore Iraqi-bation, he came. And that apparently felt nice.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate July 22, 2016

grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.

Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!

by scodder February 7, 2014

misstress bation

a name for masturbation, generally used by guys who think its cool to mix words around and confuse everybody.

guy1: hey did you get laid last night
guy2: nah but i DID hook up with misstress bation
guy1: oh!

by mil_babe53 April 22, 2008

dish soap-bation

The act of pouring dish soap into a zip-lock bag, then a male will pull out his penis and fuck the soap (Chafing may occur).

That kid just went to the bathroom and got himself some dish soap-bation

by Langtsonator November 21, 2010

After-Bation Sensation

After-Bation Sensation (ABS) is the extreme sensitivity of the head of the penis experienced after ejaculation caused by masturbation. ABS may also be experienced following phallacio or any form of sexual intercourse.

Man my dick was mad sensitive after I busted in that chick's ear. You think she gave me an STD?

Naw man thats just After-Bation Sensation!

by JPizzle33 January 1, 2007