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Chumming The Bathwater

While taking a bath, a male furiously and vigorously masterbates over and over again dropping as many jizz oysters as he can in the bath and watching them float.
Jervis got home from school and decided to take a bath. After entering the tub, he decided to get himself off and started Chumming the Bathwater.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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bathwater princess

A woman so fine you would drink a mug of her bathwater after an hour long soak.
"Wow that girl is so fine. I'm going to make her my bathwater princess."
by Grandmasta Joelk Swoop December 29, 2016
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Bathwater

Damn bro that girl that works there is total BATHWATER
by SQUEEEZE831 October 8, 2009
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Bathterbate

To Batherbate is when you are soaking in a nice warm bath to ease the worries of the day and you look over and see a bottle of hair conditioner. In your head you have an internal struggle to have nice soft manageable hair or to use this(at times expensive)fluid to stimulate ones penis to orgasm. Inevitably because you are in the bath to feel relaxed you choose to use the conditions to jerk off and complete you relaxation session. But then comes the realization that you have blown off a bunch of knuckle children into the water and now in an attempt to avoid them you just out of the bath...and so ends the relaxation.
While Frank was feeling ill he decided to take a bath. But having not locked the bathroom door his wife entered the bathroom to discover Frank "Bathterbating". And from that day forward he would never bathterbate again.
by Shorty McFrickerson February 22, 2014
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fools who by trying to rid themselves of a bad thing succeed in destroying whatever good there was as well
She's definitely a one for throwing the baby out with the bathwater when she left her boyfriend
by núria November 16, 2004
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Bathwater

1) Alex really enjoys bathwater!
Damn, dude you got any water? Asked Joe “No, man only *slides sunglasses down* Bathwater!”
by BillyBobwith5o’s November 25, 2018
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bathwater

1)The water that you find in the bath tub.

2)An amazing song by No Doubt
I love to wash in your old bathwater
by nodoubter May 26, 2006
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