55 overall with no badges

Someone who is so bad at basketball. Flightreacts

You're so bad you're like a 55 overall with no badges

by Kovacs01 December 23, 2016

bagel hoarder

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

by ktrane March 3, 2004

Hope Bagel

A Hope Bagel is a no ordinary bagel, it has been touched wholesomely by thy Nagito Komaeda aka " big hope daddy ".After every 69 years, A hope bagel is born by its maker, Nagito Komaeda.It is made by getting Hajime's limbs and blending them with " the big hope " and is poured into a fine bagel batter, then its is baked at 711 degrees.And boom, a none like any other, Hope Bagel.

person A: Look, its thy Hope bagel, mother! Person B: why are you this way.

by yourfriendlypansexual November 16, 2020

minty-badger

pedobear drunkard cross dresser

that minty-badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles

by deep fryd June 2, 2013

Badgermill

From Old French, Badgermille, meaning "The place one grinds a badger."

1) n. Is fiasco
2) n. Like a pepper mill, but instead, for badgers
3) n. An action in Olympic fencing, similar, but not quite, to a preparatory action.
3) v. To get physically abused for little or no pay

1) That was the most poorly organized event I have ever seen. It was a total badgermill.

2) Would you like some grated badger with your meal? I hope so, since I just bought this new badgermill.

3) Badgermill. Attack. Touch. Point.

4) Last time I was badgermilled I said I would never come back, but you know me, I'm a masochist.

by Benny the Badger May 18, 2011

Bagel-faced Dipshit

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020

Ear Badgers

Metaphorical miniature badgers that curl up inside your ear canal, their furry coats preventing you from hearing properly. They act as a kind of reverse Babelfish and will sometimes completely mistranslate what you are meant to have heard.

Person A: "Do you want to go for a sandwich?" Person B (with ear badgers): "What? Do I want to get sunburnt?!"

by BatDyke July 6, 2008