bastometer

a scale used to determine the bastardism exhibited by men.
scales include vomit inducing bastard,boring bastard, bit of a bastard, stupid bastard, bastard, complete bastard, complete and utter bastard, extreme bastard and c**t.
To be used in conjunction with the complometer

after much thought she rated him as bit of a bastard on the bastometer

by liz and claire October 1, 2007

Tommy Bastow

This is an angel that is featured in many myths from the 21st Century. It's frequently used to describe incredibly attractive young men who sing in Alternative Rock bands.

oh my gosh, he's such a Tommy Bastow!

by YaahYaahYaaah July 15, 2010

Bastoon

(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.

Bob: Dude I'm bored, wheres that bastard of gargantuan proportions?

Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.

by J n' U June 8, 2011

Bastoon

A combination of a stupid bastard and a fucking buffoon.

Bill is a total bastoon, his sex jokes and language totally cock blocked me with Julie last night.

by Panchito Sanchez May 10, 2009

bastoise

this word is an extremly bad insult or used correctly a really good complement.

its pronounced bas-toy-es

Alex: that party last night was awesome!!
Phoenix: yeah, it was proper fuckin' bastoise

Phoenix: Alex your a dickhead for stealin one of ma superkings boi.
Alex: ye fack off mace you fackin bastoise

by ehhhhh dickhead March 7, 2010

Basty Craftard

A clever reforming of the words crafty bastard. Brian Brushwood, host of Revision3's internet show - Scam School, commonly uses the phrase. He could have been the creator, or one of the people to make it mainstream.

"Today's show is brought to you by the basty craftards at...

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

Bastone

Italian definition for "stick" commonly used to describe the visibile male organ for sexual intercourse (i.e. the penis).

"Guys...when are we going to hit the club...I got this bastone."

by jl productions December 27, 2011