Bartledoo

A nickname or saying for someone who doesn't talk clear in reference to the "mumbles" videos on youtube.

Someone who doesn't talk clear: Heyall I be right day by da doe iffu be need me n chit, aight den.

Other person: Huh?

Bystander 1: I don't know what bartledoo is talking about over there.
Bystander 2: Beats me, I thought he was retarded.

by M2k2ind May 29, 2010

Black Boy Basted/Blasted

the equivalent of White Boy Wasted, but less hard.

Juan: The party this weekend is going to be crazy! I’m gonna get hella white boy wasted.
Tyler: I wish I could, but my parents are gonna be home and are gonna be waiting for me. I’m just gonna get black boy basted/blasted, so they don’t suspect anything.

by ohsooriginal June 23, 2019

Basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

Bruh im basted as fuck.
Im past being wasted im basted.

by jayflowtheILL.one July 29, 2012

Neopets Battledome Chat

A board packed with 11-14 year olds who consider themselves '1337' and everyone else a 'n00b'. If you post asking for some aid on this board, and you're not well-known.. forget it.
Egos are king on this chat board, though some (very few) people are kind and will help you out.

"I pwned j00 because j00 are a n00b"
"I am 1337"

by P December 21, 2004

Basted

adj. when you are baked & wasted at the same time. Baked + Wasted = Basted

"I am totaly f-ing basted right now brahh!" said Vincent as he downed a bottle of liquor & finished his 3rd joint that night.

After an intense week of finals, Finnigan wanted nothing more than to find a party to go to and just unwind and get sh!t-basted at.

by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009

Bartledoo

If you forget the word you were going to say, say Bartledoo

*packing for camping trip* *tent has been replaced with bartledoo*
Did you pack the Bartledoo?

by DankLicious December 14, 2014

Turkey Basted

1. To describe how an incredibly ugly girl got pregnant
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination

1. "Girl, do you see how ugly she is? You know damn well she was turkey basted"

2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."

3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.

by JNasty0505 December 30, 2008