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Gobble Basting

When a man and a woman are having anal sex and the man cums inside, after which he removes himself from said anus and inserts a turkey baster inside the anus to retrieve the semen. He then proceeds to put it into the girls mouth.
Charlie Brown: "Damn, I done gone Gobble Basted a ho!" from the special Kwanza edition on Youtube.
"I'm not gonna use that turkey baster after gobble basting that girl last night"
by 46GST March 5, 2010
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Bastian Schweinsteiger

The most solid performance from a central midfielder at World Cup 2010. Also the future star of Brazil 2014. Bayern Mnich midfielder that rapes and gets the job done.
Bastian Schweinsteiger is looked up to by many fans.
by schweini August 4, 2010
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Clam basting

When several guys blow there load into the same vagina
Paul and Chris where clam basting the boss so bad it was running down her leg at the 630 meeting.
by Clamer July 26, 2016
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Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian Is a word that can be used as no, nert or nope. (inspired from a video game meme, overwatch.)
Mr.Bonkin- “do the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “ Nert Bastian
by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019
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Thanksgiving Basting

A nut so heinous it shoots out and covers her like gravy on a turkey on Thanksgiving.
Dude, Tiffany experienced a thanksgiving basting last night. It was wild!
by imaspork003 November 3, 2020
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bastian

The coolest person you will ever meet. They will try their hardest to never let you down. They can also give some of the most pleasurable sex you will ever have and normally have a penis well over average size. They are compassionate and friendly but they like to be naughty. They also love to work with their hands.
Guy 1: Hey man can I and Bastian come over?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that Bastian kid is awesome.
by Thatoneguy17 October 13, 2009
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Pork basting

v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).
I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.
by chuckerman May 2, 2005
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