Baldeus Bastardus

Latin for Bald Bastard.

When said fast, you can call someone a bald bastard to their face without them knowing.

A phrase first used by the Ancient Greeks.

'Fuck me! Put your hat back on. I can't see for the sun bouncing off your head'.

'Fuck you!'

'No fuck you! You Baldeus Bastardus'

by Plaggy Terry April 19, 2014

Banterous cunt

A person who is skilled in the art of banter. Often someone who offer's questionable chat and is of the ginger variety

Toby: Ravaged this chick from Dunnerz in the weekend bro
Eddie: Your right hand doesn't count Toby
Toby: Fuck you're a banterous cunt Eddie

by JoeyFastFingers November 1, 2013

bastardous band bitches

Kids that don't play instruments but have a guitar or a drum stick somewhere in their basement so they decide to start a band. They don't jam together, they just look at stuff on the internet at all the stuff they can buy after they get rich. They brag about their band, even though they don't have one, and they're not kidding, they're just ignorant. Bastardous band bitches usually never get anything done, and will grow up to be cafeteria aids. Bastardous band bitches piss everyone off who isnt a complete tard.

Dude, the kids in my neighborhood are all bastardous band bitches, they think they have a band but they really have no talent at all, it's kind of depressing.

Phil Collins is a bastardous band bitch.

by Johnny Mo November 10, 2008

banterous

Describing that which is full of banter; muchos bant.

When participating in a drinking game resulting in an amusing outcome, one may utter "this is a very banterous thing"

by Mistress B January 29, 2006

Los Bastardos

Definition #1 - Believing that your size and stature makes you more of a man than any one else, in actuality suffers from extreme loneliness and lack of pride.

Definition #2 - One that finds themself on the losing end. "Falling below 500"

That poor bastardos, he's so lonely!

He continues to be the Los Bastardos in this league.

by Ikenbari Fransiskillnal October 28, 2004

Banterous

When you have had enough of life, and the only way forward is to be banterous

Fuck Life, Be Banterous

by AidenTeran June 27, 2019

Basterdfish

A person who acts stupid, like calls someone a bad name, or punches someone's tummy, or just is being plain stupid. . .It resembles a fish that eats other fish because it's hungery. . .Or a fish that lets itself be eat by another fish. . .So it sorta attacks from both sides of the feild.

Man1: "Hey dude! Get back from that basterdfish, he's gonna hit you!!"
~~~~~~~
Man1: "Hey dude! Are you gonna punch that little basterdfish??!! Nice!!!

by Tomizzle April 10, 2008