basted

The act of getting a blowjob and pulling out of the girls mouth and blowing ur load when ready.

basted by moondisog November 30, 2010

Basted

When you empty a truck load of semen into her vag. Much to the same effect one sees when basting a turkey.

"Bro, I totally basted this chick last night, I could fill a mason jar with how much I came."

Basted by Vampectits October 1, 2016

I let rip a good fart and basted and old lady hunched over a walker, who was right behind me and eye-level with my butt.

basted by fugnug January 5, 2009

when you are bored and wasted at the same time

I was home alone with nothing to do, so I got basted.

basted by Emily December 26, 2004

when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face

You just got basted or he just basted me

basted by sicksickman September 25, 2018

He loves her so much he told me to fuck off.

What a basted.

To be excited, contraction of buzzing, often used on its own as an exclamation

I'm so basted to go to the party

See you at 6!
Basted!