Bastion Main

A person who looks into the heart of darkness and tries to use it for chaotic good but always gets corrupted and morphs into scum. They play Overwatch and select bastion at first as a blanket but soon it turns into a crutch. This player lashes out at the world by releasing an ungodly amount of fire power down a firing range. A bastion main should always be countered with Sombra and Road Hog. Thy hack and thy hook shall save us from this misguided demon known as the bastion main. Fortunately this genus form of Bastion Main can bring down the enemy team but be warned if the bastion main is on your team, you will garner some of the hatred aimed at Bastion and lose the game through moral depression.

A smaller known but should also to be considered genus is the Bastion main recon variant, who is a tactical flanking nightmare. They use recon mode and hit the head shots with unrelenting efficiency. They turn into sentry move in well timed oppuntunities and kill everything in sight within seconds, to only move on in recon mode again, they are not stationary, they are like a soldier 76 but with a huge machine gun. Bastion Mains in short is why there was bigotry against Omnics after the war and why salt levels rise higher and higher in comp and quick play. The fire power and devastation will leave many salty.

Soldier 76: That bastion has been mowing us down. I can hear it's awful laughter.

Winston: I checked the bastion's career profile, confirmed bastion main
Pharah : Justice Rain AHHHH
Road Hog : I got this * Hooks Bastion*

Sombra: Boop * hacks Bastion *

Bastion: (translated )NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * dies in hell fire*

by Dr.BastionMain April 18, 2018

Heavy Bertation

A general state of confusion, usually at an awards show or other celebrity event.

Everything started out fine but once the drinks were served the night quickly devolved into very heavy bertation.

by Bryan Ganman March 5, 2011

Battalionized

When a person is moved to a U.S. Army battalion level staff position and begins to come up with ideas they used to think were dumb. The individual will also start coming to work 50% less than they used to.

Example:
Hey man, why is Johnny being all Battalionized about this training?

Example 2:

Hey man, where's Johnny? He isn't at work

Yeah he's being all battalionized today.

by EODPepperJack July 28, 2016

Basscation

Going to see Bassnectar with the fam

Im going on a Basscation

by basshead808 September 9, 2023

Baecation

Hanging out with the bae for any length of time really. although usually used for extended periods of time, like a vacation.

"Hey is biatch going to whatshisface's house?"
"pfft yeah she's taking a little baecation to his house for the weekend."

by Q-Breezy July 27, 2014

Birtation

A word used when you blank out and don't know what to say, like when you are a reporter on live television.

Reporter: "well a berry very heaveh aah heavy do it birtation tonight, we had a very dares dares son, but lets go hit, tearish, taze english for the bit… behead da pit."

by bacala777 March 15, 2011

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings

that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

by jason shetland July 5, 2008