Hairy Japanese Bastards

Used to describe rabbits, although we will never know whether the phrase has any significance whatsoever, or whether it is simply a drunken outburst.

Used by Father Jack Hackett (played by Frank Kelly) in the comedy "Father Ted" to describe a plague of rabbits that has descended on the household. In a scene, Jack wakes up to see the room full of rabbits and looking what is a mixture of surprised, shocked and angry mutters Hairy Japanese Bastards!. It must be remembered that Jack is almost constantly under strong influence of alcohol.

by Daniel Johnston May 4, 2006

bastress

bastard, the female version

Shelly stole my Gucci purse! Stupid bastress!

by melody April 2, 2004

Bastardish

To be quite bastard like

Did you see that guy, what a bastardish person

by Ryan Cimmerer February 14, 2008

bastards berries

A euphemism for men's testicles. Most people just call them balls or nuts, but if you want to get creative, they can be called bastards berries.

She kicked him in the bastards berries and he doubled over in pain.

by Hitchhiker42 April 8, 2020

bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

by niggakooch August 18, 2009

Bastardship

1. The quality or condition of a thing or act being a bastard.

2. Bastardness. The policy of being a complete penis to everyone.

John: Did you hear about Jimmy giving Jan a Strawberry Cheesecake the other day?
Jessica: No. What bastardship!

by HarrassaOfHalicarnassa July 4, 2009

black bastards

In Northern Ireland the term black bastards is usually used to describe members of the unionist community, in particular those who serve with the police. It can also refer to staunch loyalists of British rule and people from the unionist community. The name originates from the marching Loyal order called the Royal Black Institution.

The police are filled with rotten black bastards

Those loyalists are a bunch of black bastards

by RobinandBatman January 23, 2011