assmonkey

Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic masterpiece or concluding successful business negotiations.

Assmonkey! You knocked over my domino chain! That thing took three fucking hours to set up!

by averhan June 27, 2009

assmonkey

1. A homosexual man.

2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey.

3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.

4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard)

5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.

"What a barrel of fucking assmonkeys."

by Joe Daddy October 4, 2002

ass-sucking-batmonkey

Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool

That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.

by Rondog December 16, 2007

Assmonkey

an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about

AJ said he could fix my car, but he just made it worse. what an assmonkey.

by Tardo September 28, 2003

Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

by Dave September 12, 2003

Assmonkey

A bitch that loves it up the ass.

Tracy is such an assmonkey.

by Tracy White June 27, 2003

Assmonkey

assmonkey, rico, Jesse holmes

Hey Jesse! Assmonkey! Rico!

by Pvbfjvbhfdsvbhfsavbhrsa January 24, 2009