1. BASSET HOUND = Mountain lion a male 45 -55 yo. 2. A Basset Hound is similar to a Wolf Hound, only it refers to an un-attrative past his prime man seeking younger women. 3. The only difference between the terms Basset Hound and and Wolf Hound are that Wolf Hounds are usually somewhat attractive and Basset Hounds are usually quit wrinkled, worn out and loose.
by feeling left out June 21, 2013

by d3fx May 2, 2010

The act of a woman using both hands to pull down her ear lobes(which turns off her gag reflex) and the man then tries to gag her with his dick. Ending with a loud moan from the woman portraying the sound of a "Basset Hound."
by REDNECKBUBBA88 June 1, 2017

She either needs a new bra or a boob lift because she is suffering from a serious case of 'Basset Hound Boobs.'
by sdp919 December 27, 2011

The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.
They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.
Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.
They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.
Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.
News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.
Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.
Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.
by scodder April 30, 2010

by Taken forever November 30, 2014

"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 3, 2010
