basset hound

It means you're about to go lay naked in bed with another man.

After work tonight I'm going to hunt down a beer and Basset Hound.

by d3fx May 2, 2010

Basset hound

When a girl or boy thinks they are cute when they are ugly all the time

"Dang she is a basset hound."

by Taken forever November 30, 2014

Basset hounder

A professor from MSU that prefers having sex with basset hounds.

Hey that MSU prof was caught having sex with a basset hound. What a basset hounder.

by Gulia June 13, 2018

Basset Energy

Lashing out at someone or being an asshole then blaming it on your self-diagnosed depression "acting up" instead of apologizing.

"She has such basset energy."

by yeeeeeeeeeetus July 7, 2019

roast basset

Roast basset is what happens to basset hounds who misbehave.

"This roast basset is delicious," said Mrs. Pevensey, "was he very naughty?"

"Ooh yes," said Mrs. Penzance, "muddy feet, you know,"

"Mmm, terrible," said Mrs. Pevensey, "but to be fair, this roast testicle is scrumptious."

by scodder June 11, 2010

angela basset

She did the thing

Angela Basset did the thing viola davis my women king.

by User12332167896 February 24, 2023

my basset hound is gay

"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.

"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.

"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.

by scodder June 3, 2010