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Belated blasphemy

When you seek good company but it’s not obtainable, people other wise are cool. An not all bad but constantly in the mist and mix of drug use that you can retain from. Though ou wish to accompany someone out side of that but no one wants shit piss to do with you.
My life is a constant cycle of belated blasphemy.
by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019
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blasphemy

Saying something that goes against the teachings of your average great and holy moot point (see religion). Thought to offend god/s.
Person 1: "I don't believe Jesus was the son of God."

Person 2: "Blasphemy!"

Person 1: "Uh.. huh.."
by The_Mad_Thinker April 8, 2008
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Blasphemy is anything thats existence can be called insult to god, especially those memes where the Sesame Street puppets are accused of pedophilia and hate crimes.
“I heard Herra sent Eleni photographic proof of Elmo molesting a child

“Ugh I hate her, how could she commit such blasphemy”
by Satanstan666 April 24, 2019
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Blasphemy is the act of insulting or showing contempt or lack of reverence to a deity, or sacred things, or toward something considered sacred or inviolable. Some religions consider blasphemy to be a religious crime. As of 2012, anti-blasphemy laws existed in 32 countries, while 87 nations had hate speech laws that covered defamation of religion and public expression of hate against a religious group. Anti-blasphemy laws are particularly common in Muslim-majority nations, such as those in the Middle East and North Africa, although they are also present in some Asian and European countries.
You have committed an act of blasphemy which we will act upon harshly as we follow the hand of God in this community. You will be put to death for blasphemy and treason.
by WWEFIFA_Rhys August 5, 2018
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what ignorant people call it when smart people try to explain things to them
Jesus: "God created everything out of nothing but i have no tangible proof of it so you'll just have to take my word for it."
Ignorant Person: "That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything!"
Charles Darwin: "I THINK that evolution MAY have happened, I do have tangible evidence based on reality and real world observations but it is still inconclusive and needs further study."
Ignorant Person: "BLASPHEMY! SINNER! BE GONE UNHOLY SPAWN OF SATAN!"
by bored15yrold September 30, 2012
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double blasphemy

Depending on the perspective: A wicked sin, a great way to have fun, or an innocent mistake. Further multiples can also apply.
Dorine: "Sweet fucking Jesus, you are so much better than my husband!" (double blasphemy)
Gerald: "Shut up the hell up Mom, we need to finish before Dad gets home." (triple blasphemy)
by Thompson Hardman January 13, 2009
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guy:Hello kitty sucks

Girl: Blasphemy
by KDonz September 4, 2010
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