Ass Basketry

n. 1. the characteristic behaviors of Ass Baskets;

2. the practice of weaving hand baskets from hairs plucked off of and around the anus, combined with those shaved from the buttocks proper;

3. any behavior that might otherwise be described as frontin', hatin', posing, stoolin', perpetratin'

I'm about to kick that prick to the curb, cause he's a master of Ass Basketry.

Damn. I bought my lady a handbag for our anniversary. That pooch cost several hundy cause the designer is a virtuoso of Ass Basketry.

by Maestro41 October 16, 2011

Basketball People

the socially appropriate way of saying Nigger.

Damn those basketball people are annoying.

by Anghlurster April 9, 2019

Basketholler

Someone who loves basketball but cannot play it

Mahi is a basketholler all she does is talk about basketball but honestly at he end she can't even dribble properly

by Hotworder August 21, 2020

Bussy Basketball

You put a ping pong ball into your asshole and shoot it into someone else’s butthole if they catch it with their anus they get a point

Me and Maddie played bussy basketball last week. She couldn’t catch the ball.

by Yeehaw boi March 2, 2019

basketbailing

to commit to playing ball with ya goons but then being a little tity bitch and coppin out.

hey you're comin tonight right?
nah nigga i'm basketbailing to get some pussy.

by halfunmentionable October 19, 2009

Kuroko's Basketball

Kuroko's basketball is an amazingly awesome anime that a lot of people watch. It is about basketball and people that have special powers in it.

I love watching Kuroko's basketball

by Anime Nub May 6, 2014

Basketball Game

a gathering of black men.

"I saw 10 Basketball Games while passing through Detroit."

by thePlaya1 July 27, 2009