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Basheer

A person who's life exists for the sole purpose of devouring Watermelons... Can quite possibly kill in order to obtain precious watermelon fragments. His role models include: Stalin, Hitler and anyone from the orient including Chairman Mao... he is often quoted as saying "Chinga" as he bites into watermelon chunks...
Man.. you're freakin' me out.. your starting to go all Basheer on that watermelon!
by Abiko Meow May 20, 2011
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bassenger

It is a person who is really annoing.
Anja: Hey.? Hallo? PLz answer..?
Jannie: Shut up you bassenger..
by Jannie PC August 24, 2007
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basheerudeen

Basheerudeen meaning the bringer of awesomeness therefore making him one of thee most LEGENDARY persons on this planet so deal with it because he is the definition of awesome and you not.

ps. his awesomeness might make your girlfriend running to him.
josh: Dahm you brought some awesome weed last night bro!
max: I guess that makes me Basheerudeen then.
by Mr Right Lawrong November 29, 2017
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Kim Bassinger

I’ve only got $20, can I get a Kim Bassinger?
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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Ballenger

A man who sits down on the toilet to urinate.
I walked in on Ricky and saw that it he was a Ballenger.
by Tom Dunnington September 23, 2005
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Basheer

A common misspelling of the Arab name "Bashir", which, like "Bashar," means "deliverer of good news." The current holder of this rare naming is a man from Los Angeles who likes to study astronomy and make video games with his friends while scarfing down watermelons and beef ribs and making himself fat. He is obsessed with anything that can be described positively and, while working, he will do something stupid and cause a scientific discovery. Talking to him will make your IQ go up and down at the same time.
*Example 1*
Person 1(texting): Have you seen this guy Basheer? He's an immigrant from Syria and he looks pretty interesting
Person 2(texting): Yeah, but I think his name is Bashir...
Person 1: I don't know, he looks like a "Basheer" to me especially since he went all apeshit over those watermelons!

*Example 2*
Basheer: Hey guys let's play ping pong atop a nuclear reactor!
*He and friends Alex and Eli do so. Eli falls into the nulear reactor and turns into a hyperactive technologically advanced cyborg monkey*
Basheer: Oh god what have we done?
Alex: We've sped up the evolution process!
*silence*
Basheer: So do you like cars?
by bashdash4 May 14, 2013
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Basheera

Name- Basheera is loving and kind and always willing to do a lot for others. She is selfless and beautiful. She struggles with sharing her emotions but that’s just because she wants to spare others from being sad. She is a lovely friend and someone to keep in your corner.
Basheera is my best friend!
by namemaker776 November 21, 2021
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