Barstool 

verb:to forcefully insert into the rectum or vaginal opening, wooden or in some cases metal tavern furnishings

Sally like to be barstooled by a studded stool.

Tom gets a little to into barstooling himself in a dark closet surrounded by pink stuffed bears.

Barstool by esCo February 25, 2003

Barstool 

A polite way of saying the word bastard

You barstool

Barstool by Thingymbob August 5, 2017

Barstool 

A girl with long sexy legs

she is 3/4 leg like a barstool.

Maaate check out that blonde...
which one?
the barstool mate

ohhhh whoa nice

Barstool by .:Bunni:. March 1, 2010

Barstool 

A polite way of saying the swear word bastard.

You’re a barstool you know that

Barstool by RaNDOMDUE23442312 January 4, 2021

Barstool 

A student-led "undercover" high school social media page (typically on Instagram) where students submit videos and photos often containing houseparties, stunts, or simply other students being dumb or profane. Ex: NHS_barstool or barstoolschool mascot

"Yo, did you see the new barstool post?"

Or

"Lmao THAT'S going on barstool"

Barstool by ermmmwhatthefreak May 29, 2025

Barstool Surprise 

A term used to describe a girl who, when sitting at the bar, looks perfectly normal, however, when she gets up out of her barstool to go to the bathroom, you get to see the lower half of her and are surprised that it's quite a bit larger than someone with that small of an upper torso should have.

Damn, that chick has some serious barstool surprise going on down there!

Barstool Surprise by Korban July 1, 2009

Barstool Sports 

An Instagram account for dumb, large state school, frat boys. Really none of their content is related to sports, it’s essentially just the same type of cancer you’d see on vine. Apparently it was a blog at some point but they’re really just known for their Instagram. Any annoying frat boy you know probably worships this shit like the Bible, specifically phrases like “Saturdays are for the boys” and other suicide inducing terms along those lines.

I saw some fat guy shotgun a pabst blue ribbon and then drive his micropenis pickup truck into a lake on barstool sports.

Barstool Sports by I don't like math February 4, 2018