Barker

A person (usually a woman) who seems to have a lot of positive qualities, but acts completely different with friends or during recreational activities.

Guy 1: Man, Rachel seems so nice, I might take a chance and ask her out.
Guy 2: Don’t do it man, I went to a party she was at last semester, and she hooked up with at least three different guys. She’s a total barker.

by Bluflame March 18, 2023

Barker

A person who eats an abnormal ammount of food

to do a barker - to eat a hell of alot
barkering - eating an abnormal ammount

by Stig117 February 24, 2008

Barker

Lame person that has sex with dogs and plays wow all day.

You damn barker! Stop banging Bailey and leveling your rogue!

by McShakes October 13, 2009

Barker

n. southern UK term for a whore, slag, slut, or woman of loose moral persuasion

Paris Hilton is a right barker

by AJ Barrow September 20, 2005

barker

An ugly person, someone very unatractive.

That girl is a serious barker

by gfds July 28, 2006

barker

An unattractive person; One who resembles a dog.

Where does Geoff get these girls? I thought the last one was bad, but this one is a real barker!

by TheDubiousDrDan July 22, 2015

barker

A person who is 'all bark and no bite'.

Commonly acting threatening, but in reality they are really harmless. They are the complete opposite of a biter.

Jake, can you quit being a barker?

by that ominous guy April 13, 2015