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Fart barking

When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!

I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.

I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011
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barking cat

derogatory term for a small dog such as a chihuahua or a pekingese
I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.
by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009
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Zesty Barker

When one person, persons or thing fart in anothers mouth.
That girl is pretty crazy when she gets drunk, she asked me as soon as I got her to my place for a Zesty Barker, so i couldnt refuse.
by Huck Steel November 8, 2011
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Barkie

Dutch slang for €100. Or simply 100, as a number.
Aaii hoe veel kostte die patta's? Barkie-half (= €150)

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Die man is niet helemaal barkie (hij is niet helemaal goed bij z'n hoofd)
by GeenPseudonym October 9, 2013
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Barking Lot

A parking lot that is made unpleasant because of the sound of barking dogs left in cars.
"I can't stand the noise in this barking lot! Let's load our bags in the car and get out of here!" Or -- "Listen to that noise! What do those dogs think this is -- a barking lot???"
by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017
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Barking & Dagenham

Barking & Dagenham is a borough in London, that was created 2 boroughs (Barking and Dagenham) merged. The area is famous for the Ford Strikes, a pioneering event in women's rights! It's more recently famous for having a visit from Meghan Markle (i got to shake her hand) at Robert Clack Comprehensive.
by RCBest April 27, 2020
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Bob Barker

the long-running host of Price is Right. He still has energy after all these years to run the program. He should be hailed as a god.
And now, the host of Price is Right...BOB BARKER!
by World Domination February 18, 2005
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