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barista

Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.
-So what have you been up to since you graduated?
- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.
by KOAMex May 18, 2005
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barista crawl

Moving from coffee shop to coffee shop in an attempt to get homework done. When a coffee shop gets too boring, crowded, or hostile (kicks you out), it's time to move on to the next one.
L: Dude, the library is closed for Labor Day but I still have that huge paper due tomorrow that I haven't even started.

G: Yeah, I still have some work to do on my economics project too. Wanna go on a barista crawl?

L: I'm totally down with that. Let's go.
by triberocker July 3, 2009
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Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.
Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.
by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021
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baristae

A hypercorrect false Latin plural of 'barista.' Typically ironic, indicates blanket disdain for all baristas of the pseudo-intellectual breed.
1. Baristae are the worst of the hipster lot.

2. Yeah, to look cool, the baristae at Sam's Cafe on 42nd were reading Ovid in the original Greek.
by snellite February 7, 2013
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burisma

Burisma, or a burisma, is when a person gums cocaine off the anus of another person. First popularized by Hunter Biden in the 2010s.
"Chelsea has been hanging out with Hunter too much; she gave me a burisma last night."
by mr.manners May 20, 2022
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barista

1) A person trained in the art of preparing and serving espresso.
2) Anyone who prepares and serves coffee products in a coffee shop.
(Italian for "bartender.")
It's essential for a barista working at Starbucks to know the difference between a latte and an espresso.
by Mary October 21, 2003
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barista bomb

When a barista throws a drink and slams a person into the ground
by Jusitn86 July 1, 2017
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