bangage

1. Act of sexual intercourse.
2. Description of someone who you consider to be good enough to recieve sex from you.

1. "I gave Katie some bangage."

2. "Damn, Nicola is bangage material, standard procedure blad!"

by Jason May 24, 2003

maximum bananage capacity

The maximum amount of bananas a person could eat before adverse affects arise.

To be doped up.

guy: Whats good with the bananas guy...
other guy: im reloaded
guy: GUY... How many bananas should I drop to acheive maximum bananage capacity?

by heyzeus April 19, 2007

Bandage

Noun: The marijuana that has been placed on top of a partially smoked bowl.

Verb: To place new marijuana on top of a bowl that has not been smoked completely.

"This bowl is almost done, you wanna bandage that

by Chris & Kevin June 30, 2012

Bandage Soaker

Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.

It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain

Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?

Bestie 2: Hell yeah!

Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!

*At Party*

Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!

Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:

by Andriko1 May 21, 2011

Professional Bunnage

A fancy term, usually used by formal businessmen and rich gentlemen, when they see "dat ass".

Mostly used during dinners party and high-class social gigs.

The two "n's" represent the ass.

James: Oh damn! Look a that girl's ass. I'd hit it from the back, right lads?
Bob: I'd have a go on her.
Horatio: Oh quite! That is the professional bunnage we all know and love.

by Stimperson October 30, 2016

banage

Surprise anal rape. Anal banage.

He found some hot drunk chick, and banage! straight from behind.

by mrlegolasthelotr November 11, 2013

Whiskey Bandage

When you are injured but can't feel it because you are so drunk.

I sprained my ankle I think, but it's fine I can walk I have a whiskey bandage.

by Gonzo Writer June 2, 2013