ballwash

a phenomenon that happens to males while pooping on an oversensitive auto flush toilet.

Steve: I was taking a dump at Home Depot, reached down to answer my phone, it triggered the autoflush and it drenched my sack.

Jeremy: Dude, sounds like you got a ballwash.

by turnyourface July 20, 2010

Ballwasher

One who proceeds to wash the man ball in their moulth. uses much tongue and enjoys it thrurrowly

"Mike Roper i a bigtime Ballwasher."
"Yeah,i know he slobbed my nob a while ago."
"Sucks at paintball too."

by Jim T January 6, 2004

ballwash

as if. a load of crap. ain't gonna happen. who you trying to fool?

phil was asked to dj till 4am. well thats just ballwash.

by trixie g. February 14, 2005

Ballrush

The "pleasurable" part of male orgasm that feels like the penile equivalent of air moving through an oral cavity.

"I had a ballrush when I held my cum, and then I lost my boner"

by TheSleeperThatHaunts July 22, 2015

ballwasher

This a person who has not yet evolved on the genetic level to even pass as a human being. One who is a ballwasher is slime. Crud. The stinking steaming pile of shit on the bottom of your shoe. They would sell out their own mother if it meant they had to ballwash to gain power.

"I am going to bring in cookies to share with the office and I will bake some muffins for the boss"

"Hey Look at that ballwasher going into Darrens office again!!!"

by Dark Lord Kyuss February 23, 2004

Ballwash

An imaginary residue left on a bar of soap after it's been used by a guy (to wash his balls).

"No, I'm not gonna use your soap! It probably has your ballwash all over it."

by TapSlappy March 29, 2015

ballbasher23

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Ballbasher23 is so cool

by ballbasher23 November 4, 2022