Ballsacked

The sudden moment when you realise how drunk/high you are.

Holy shit, I'm absoloutly ballsacked

by Seshmonster May 30, 2017

ballpark nachos

The crusty flakes that fall off an unwashed taint.

That hooker hadn't washed in at least a week, there's ballpark nachos all over my sheets.

by Hankity Pankity August 14, 2017

ballacked

With reference to the prowess of the German international soccer star Michael Ballack; can be used to describe an event similar to his power and technique. Reknowned for scoring unstoppable goals and making crunching tackles in the game, describing something as "ballacked" can mean an event was executed precisely, or destroyed beyond repair.

My mate crashed his car yesterday, it was completely "ballacked"

by Matt Janes August 6, 2006

bellarked

when a super large fan base following a tv ship that was most likely written as romantic but the writers baited you for years and didn’t end up being endgame or canon

Person 1: damn my ship got friendzoned in the finale and didn’t end up together

person 2: damn.. you got bellarked

by bellamyblake November 10, 2021

Ballpark Frank

it's when sticking it in a chick's ass just ain't workin' out right so you slide it in between and fuck her cheeks.

hey vespa! did you ballpark frank that gnargoyle or what?

by anekhonda May 2, 2011

Ballpark

The area between a female's pussy and asshole; where your "balls" are "parked" while fucking girl missionary in the pussy, or doggy-style in the ass.

When Jim and I were double teaming Krista,he in her ass and me in her pussy, we kept trying to not have our balls meet at her "ballpark".

by CaptainKetchup May 27, 2010

ballpark frank

When one of your friends gets loaded, you pull down his pants in back and lay a hotdog in his buttcrack. It is usually garnished with ketchup and mustard.

When Steve passes out, we're totally going to ballpark frank him. When he wakes up, he is gonna be PISSED.

by Ryan Harline November 1, 2007