ballistic
When any object is thrown/catapulted/dropped or in any way made to hit a man's balls with painful intent, that object becomes ballistic.
Veronica: Hey Chris! *throws apple at Chris' testicles*
Chris: AHMAHGAWD!!!!!!
Michelle: BALLISTIC APPLE FTW!
Chris: AHMAHGAWD!!!!!!
Michelle: BALLISTIC APPLE FTW!
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