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Brokeback Ballard

When a 20s something closeted guy has secret relations with an elderly man while getting his picture taken wearing a jockstrap.
I've got a date tonight. He's gonna be a total Brokeback Ballard.
by Your Poltergeist July 25, 2023
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bastardry

of or pertaining to bastards, or having general bastard-like qualities.
When it comes to golf, DL3 has reached the pinnacle of bastardry.
by MoSideburnsbanterbuddy August 12, 2004
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Ballardian

The Collins English Dictionary now carries a definition for ‘Ballardian’:

(adj) 1. of James Graham Ballard (born 1930), the British novelist, or his works (2) resembling or suggestive of the conditions described in Ballard’s novels and stories, esp dystopian modernity, bleak man-made landscapes and the psychological effects of technological, social or environmental developments.
Wow that novel by Ballard was very Ballardian (he said to the confused looking man who then had to look up what 'Ballardian' means on Urban Dictionary)
by bjb3 September 22, 2018
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Kylee Ballard

A short , brown/ black haired girl who has the most amazing eyes ive ever seen. she has a nice sized ass for a white girl and some amazing tits ;) she dates a lot of guys and flirts non stop but thats just who she is . she has some long hair that i wish she never ever cuts . she is very outgoing and hyper as can be but all her friends love her! she has many friends and lots of others who adore her. she has a huge extended family but is always loved. when she wants something, she knows how to get it and wont stop until she does. she is very determined. she loves the color pink and is such a girl . her smile brightens anyones day. when she walks in a room , you know youll have a story . she loves to talk all the time . she is very funny and she is very random . see, kylee ballards are not only amazing people , but they can be your best friend . they will definately stick up for you and will always have your back . no matter what happens , she'll always be there fr you and its hard for her to hold a grudge . she may seem like shes hating you , but on the inside , she loves you to peices . shes in love with all her friends and her phone . overall , Kylee Ballard is just the most awesomest person youll ever meet .
booty kylee ballard awesome hyper funny sexy eyes hair white
by jk4756 October 24, 2011
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indianna ballard

indianna ballard is someone who likes listening to music and watching movies in class.
by truebluemeanings August 27, 2020
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rat bastardry

noun: A specific act so vile that could only be committed by a rat bastard. Also, the art and science of being a rat bastard.
Cheating at cards and then lying about it when caught is an egregious act of rat bastardry.

Bruce is such and ass. He must be studying for his degree in rat bastradry.
by Queenie II December 14, 2008
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Ballard

A school in North Seattle, it may have its faults and is far from the best school ever, but does not have shacks or people getting shanked across the street every day.
Ballard may kind of suck, but at least I feel safe here!!!
by louis19922000 June 28, 2008
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