baldicus

1) Any bald person (usually male) who shines their hairless dome.

2) A bald person who has gained the loathings of the masses.

1) I swear, I saw my reflection on Baldicus' shiny dome!

2) Tonight is Dictator Baldicus' trial.

by Alex D. da bom January 17, 2007

balderich

Balderich is the reason Reinhardt is in overwatch, he is a god if you see him, honor him in eichenwalde even if it means throwing the game

yo mate I cant defend the payload im honouring BALDERICH

by balderich October 7, 2019

baldrick

The only thing to have been in the Blackadder family longer than Syphilis.

"Baldrick, I suggest you make the explanation you are about to give phenomenally good."
"You said 'Get the door.' "
"Not good enough, you're fired."

by The Alsatian October 27, 2015

Baldickian

An super white guy who is incapable of growing body hair.

Jenny, did you know Chuck is a baldickian? He doesn't have pubic or pithair.

by D.Div. Salty Mufffuckin Dalty April 13, 2020

beldric

Beldric is an amazing guy who loves adventures and is full of laughter and kindness.

Beldric is a one of a kind goof-ball that loves sweets and food in general. Except seafood. Beldric can climb, so bring him to a forest and watch him go up trees.

Beldric is compassionate, loving, smart, and definitely funny.

Beldric vacuums chalk in BFF.

by rramblings November 22, 2021

Saint Baldrick's

An event involving completely shaving one's head, be it to support a cure for cancer or just for the lulz. It takes place around the time of Saint Pat's day.

Can also be used as a verb.

I plan to shave my head for Saint Baldrick's Day.

or

Johnny: Dude, I just Saint Baldricks'd!

Gaby: I'm gonna miss your epic hair...

by ChingChongPotato March 11, 2010

Backdoor Baldridge

Someone who refuses to use anything, but the backdoor both in entering and exiting and in sexual activities.

I knew this guy who was a total "Backdoor Baldridge" and just wouldn't have sex in a regular fashion.

I once met this guy who was a total "Backdoor Baldridge" and wouldn't use the front door at all.

by Sean Giblin January 10, 2009