ballocks

ballocks is spelt bollocks
definition:
testicles

Bollocks!
- Usually used as an alternative to 'Fuck!' or 'Shit!'

by k November 23, 2003

baldylocks

baldylocks = name for a bald headed friend

Derived from the story book name Goldy Locks and used originally in Nottingham, 2003 by Tanner to refer to his follically challenged or shaven headed friends. First used on Jon Eames and later on Random Guy.

Oi Baldylocks, can you get me some ganj this weekend?

by Tanner D August 2, 2004

baldylocks

Commonly refers to someone who has lost his/her hair from chemotherapy. Also refers to someone who has shaved his/her head to raise money for, or to support someone going through cancer treatment.

Baldylocks is happy to have ended cancer treatment.

by Baldylocks November 15, 2007

ballocksed

bollocksed; fucked; fouled up; doomed; damaged beyond repair; intoxicated

Chiefly British

"I'm sorry I am so late. Ballocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain." (from _Notting Hill_)

by dLand November 21, 2007

Beardilocks

A person who's only defining characteristic is their beard. No other noticeable or remarkable features, save the beard.

Jason: "Do you remember that guy that we saw at the fair the other day?"
Mark: "Which one?"
Jason: "Beardilocks."
Mark: "Oh yeah! That guy with the crazy beard! What a player."

by Bloberita July 24, 2010

cunty ballocks

Someone who acts like Chris Molloy

You are such a cunty ballocks.

by buckweet1982 February 6, 2014

baldlocks

1. A person with dreadlocks who is balding.
2. The hairstyle of aging trustafarians.

Moonbean's baldlocks possess mystic energies as old as Burning Man 1999.

by Richard Russells February 21, 2017