Baking a turd

To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln

Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.

by Johnny Kinnell July 22, 2006

double baking

VERB:

the act of baking desserts (cookies, cake, brownies) while getting stoned.

Not only is the subject of the action getting baked, but they are also baking goodies to snack on (which all stoned people love). Thus, the subject is double baking. This act usually involves preheation.

Dude, I love going over to Riz's house for double baking. It's the only way to eat cookies.

by Kampfers July 24, 2012

baisti complete

"Baisti complete" means someone just got disrespected or insulted.

"Beizzati karna" is Urdu/Hindi for disrespecting or insulting someone.

Instead of saying "bay-iz-zat-i" folks just say "beizti" or "baisti."

Not to be confused with "basti" which refers to (informal, urban) settlements.

A: Yo dawg, basti complete!

B: Basti means 'hood, you idiot.

BAISTI COMPLETE.

by nomes September 18, 2012

bagism

John Lennon and Yoko Ono's concept of a peaceful world.
If everyone wore a bag over them there wouldn't be anything to hate about them.

John : What’s Bagism? It’s like...a tag for what we all do, we’re all in a bag ya know, and we realised that we came from two bags, I was in this pop bag going round and round in my little clique, and she was in her little avant-garde clique going round and round, and you’re in your little tele clique and they’re in their...ya know? and we all sort of come out and look at each other every now and then, but we don’t communicate. And we all intellectualize about how there is no barrier between art, music, poetry... but we’re still all - I’m a rock and roller, he’s a poet... so we just came up with the word so you would ask us what bagism is, and we’d say WE’RE ALL IN A BAG BABY!

by wwacker September 25, 2005

Baise-moi

New romantic term used by girls taking french classes in high school. "Baise moi" is nothing more than an elegant-sounding version of "fuck me". Pronounced "Bayse mwah" with the pleasing french intonation, meaning that you really have to stick your lips out to make the right sounds.

girl: Baise-moi baby!

man: Yeah! You are so chic! Come on now and gimme a good french lesson...

girl: Baise-moi! and I'm gonna french the hell out of you!

* bon appetit! *

by baise moi October 1, 2009

Baiseur

French for fucker, used to define someone who is such.

That Kili is such a baiseur, he broke up with me over a sandwich!

by Arabellaz January 28, 2009

Baking Soda

Sodium bicarbonate used for turning cocaine into crack.

"I just bought some common baking soda at the store. I'm gonna use it as a base to cook this coke into free-base crack cocaine. Then I'm gonna sell some and smoke the rest. Party!"

by TunaPlusMayo June 3, 2017