Bailout

Money for people that had too much and lost it on foolish investments. Typically screws everyone else in at least three ways.
1) They waste our money
2) They ruin the economy
3) You have to pay more taxes to make up for it

GWB: People say bailout, but I don't think it's a bailout.
Everyone else: It's a bailout.

by Alisson November 2, 2008

Bailout

A process by which a gigantic turd is pulled out of the toilet, stinking up the room and getting shit everywhere instead of simply being flushed.

I took a dump so large that I had to pull a Bailout. I wish I didn't.

by An ony mous December 9, 2008

Bailout

Whenever someone runs away from a good time!

Don't be such a bailout, just go with the flow!

by The Space Goat February 16, 2021

Bailout Bill

The romantic hero of America's financial ruin!

"Oh no, all the banks are closing...we're totally fucked...wait! Here comes Bailout Bill!"

by Charles Roth January 13, 2009

Christian Bailout

What happens when you lose it and go off on somebody with an insane barrage of condescending insults.

To experience a "Christian Bailout" see Christain Bale freaks out on youtube or somewhere.

What don't you ------- understand? You got any ------- idea about, hey, it's ------- distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the ------- scene? Give me a ------- answer! What don't you get about it?
Ohhhhh, goooood for you. And how was it? I hope it was ------- good, because it's useless now, isn't it?
..... sake man, you're amateur....you got ------- something to say to this prick?
Well, somebody should be ------- watching and keeping an eye on him.
? I'm trying to ------- do a scene here, and I am going "Why the ---- is Shane walking in there? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if you're doing that? Stay off the ------- set man. For ----- sake. Alright, let's go again.
Let's not take a ------- minute, let's go again.
I'm going to ------- kick your ------- ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right I'm going to go... Do you want me to ------- go trash your lights?
Do you want me to ------- trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?

You do it one more ------- time and I ain't walking on this set if you're still hired. I'm ------- serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't ------- cut it when you're ------- around like this on set.

by ooteedee2009 June 14, 2009

Detroit Bailout

A sexual act performed while driving on the highway. While getting Roadhead or Roadmuff, the driver of the vehicle tells his/her partner to open their door and spit. As the passenger leans over to the door, the driver slows down considerably and kicks them out of the car and speeds away.

Franklin: Yo, My gf was givin me roadhead, so I gave her the Detroit Bailout in return.

by Jizzle-D April 18, 2010

Captain Bailout

Fuckin' loser friend who wants to hang but bails out at the last second usually using a gay excuse.

8:30 pm: Me to other friend - "Me and Captain Bailout are supposed to meet up at Sharkey's around 10 o' clock"

9:55 pm: Captain Bailout - "Dude, I can't make it. I have to (insert gay-ass excuse here). Catch up with you next time."

by Martyisruling December 8, 2007