busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload

- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

by phatmaniac January 17, 2009

Baghdad Ass Up

Snorg Tee that sounds like "Back that Ass Up," which is popular with awkwardly sexual teenagers and is loosely connected to Juvenile's song "Back that ass up"

You's a big fine woman, why don't you Baghdad ass up?

by Blitz5678 February 23, 2009

The Baghdad

When you say you're going to pull out but you never do.

This girl told me she wasn't on the pill so I had to pull out. When the time came I said forget that and gave her The Baghdad.

by TheBaghdad October 10, 2008

Baghdad Host

When the host of an online game has a bad internet connection. The connection is so bad that it seems as if they're in Baghdad, a city known for having a bad internet connectivity.

A: "Dude I was raging so bad last night on League!"

B: "Why?"

A: "We had a Baghdad Host"

by Schmaser Schmirt August 20, 2013

Baghdad Bob

Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf was the Iraqi Information Minister during the 2003 US invasion. He became famous, ludicrous, for making claims about the US activities that were the exact opposite of the truth, such as "Shock and awe? It seems that we are the awe on them. They are suffering from the shock and awe."

Sean Spicer is America's Baghdad Bob.

by grfiv March 18, 2017

Baghdad Muffler

Have your chick lay on her back, straddle her face spread out your ballsac while covering her mouth and nose. When she tries to breath, the air escaping her mouth shall make a muffled sound as it escapes the seal of your nutsac. This move was born on 11/15/2012 by JCassady in Baghdad, Florida. Named with the help of B. Cobb, and M Spratt on 11/16/2012. Also perfected by Z. McAuthur on 11/16/2012 thanks for the help team...

You have not lived until you have made your chick turn blue with the "Baghdad Muffler"

by JCassady November 17, 2012

bagadactyl

n., person who wants to get high on someone else's drugs, upon sight of him/her bringing out a bag of it; a predatory joneser, of pteradactyl like proportions. See also: joneser.

When I brought out the bag I'd just bought, that bagadactyl's eyes were poppin' out of their sockets!

If you buy a phat sack like you did last time, watch out for her -- she's a bagadactyl

by Bberly October 15, 2011