batista

a man whose weight is always changing from the view of J.R.

(Armageddon)J.R.: BATISTA IS 275 POUNDS

(Royal Rumble) J.R.:BATISTA IS 310 POUNDS

(one nite on raw) J.R.: BATISTA IS 320 POUNDS

by wrestlingfreak123 April 16, 2004

Batista Pills

An enchantment pill made by Dave Batista which increases your muscles in size. This method makes you instantly a Dave and no one in mankind can stop you

Bruce: Hey Dave is there any way i can increase my biceps size?
Dave: Let me show you the Batista pills i produced.
*Bruce eats pill*
*Bruce becomes Hulk*

by Koulas April 15, 2018

bagstiv

-The state of being when you wake up after a night out and you are still drunk.

-"Hey mate. I just woke up and I'm so bagstiv.Not hungover yet. I just can't walk straight".

by Swayspoon February 22, 2011

Basista

A rare Ukrainian surname, which describes an extremely strong, powerful, pretty and smart woman/girl.

- Wow, just look at the girl that stands next to the statue, she looks breathtaking
- Yep, she's amazing, her surname must be Basista!

by karell.6969 March 29, 2021

Barista

A person who is overworked and underpaid.

I'm just your local overworked Barista!

by Deter Dan April 9, 2017

'Tiff' Banister

A girl who thinks shes hot and can get any guy she wants, posts pictures of herself wearing barely anything on facebook, extreme butterface, but she does have a nice body, most likely has herpes, and the only reason anyone stands up for her is because there tryna get it in

This girl is such a Tiffany Bannister thinking shes hot shit.

"'Tiff' Banister is pretty shallow.

by Truth Hurts Don't it July 29, 2012

barista

Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.

-So what have you been up to since you graduated?
- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.

by KOAMex May 18, 2005