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Baseline

The bare minimum standard that a girl must be at or exceed when considering fornication.
Bro: Should I tap?
Dude: Meh, she's baseline.

Bro: I'm tips though. You sure she's baseline?
Dude: Just squint. Definitely baseline. Give her the deezy.
by BetaRhOmicron September 30, 2010
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Baneling

A green bomb that will follow your weak armored dudes around and blow them the fuck up. They actually just want hugs; however, your silly bros keep shooting them up, hence the explosion. Some people think these little cute bombs are overpowered, but then again, some people just mass marines every match-up.
Hey look at th-
*Green cum explosion*

Hey, those Banelings are overpowered. Let me complain while I pump out my perfectly fair Thor/Siege tank combo.
by Anonymous Banana January 19, 2011
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bagel in the bush

When a hairy female decides to be aggressive and wear a strap on, so she can fuck a boy/girl in their anus. This is called bagel in the bush because the anus is the bagel and the hairy vagina.... well is the bush.
dude1: Why are you walking like that bro?
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.
by sparroww October 1, 2011
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Baseline Dons

Great place to meet up after a robbery also close in proximity to the ass mall, which you just robbed.
“Hey I heard you just held up taco time
“Yeah me and da boys at Baseline Dons”
“Nice they will never find you there”
by Joel_in_america October 22, 2020
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baseline cheese

a horrible creamy, thick, cheese like substance that forms after a long period of sex around the vagina

after a man and woman have had sex for hours on end, and have had multiply orgasms, a horrible cheese starts to form around both genitalia's this is called 'baseline cheese' and it is very strong in both taste and smell..

if you're looking for something different to put on your pizza i don't suggest baseline cheese
"me and ma gurl went at it for 13 hours last night.. after that we had enough baseline cheese to feed a bus full of hungry orphans"
by Carl November 22, 2004
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Bagelling

Verb. (bag'-e-lling)
When you nonchalantly place multiple bagels strategically on top of one's lawn as revenge. Minimum bagels-10
When your peer pours milk on your head in the cafeteria and embarrases you, you retaliate by bagelling them. Usually a girl to a boy. Gingers are not allowed to recieve the honor.
by Bagel Bage December 14, 2010
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bageling

you are Jewish, and you want other people around you to know that, so you say or do something Jewish in nature in order to drop the hint so they know you're one of the tribe.
bageling: "So I went to shul yesterday..." *glances from other Jews*
by leahzzzz March 1, 2008
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