A case of diarrhea that is accompanied by severe flatulence to such a degree that the sound resembles a naval ship firing its cannons.
Tom had Taco Bell last night, he got the battleshits so bad it sounded like the Battle of Midway in there. Kept me up all night.
by Creeping Gibs January 12, 2010
Get the Battleshits mug.A contest between two people in adjacent "public" bathroom stalls. As each person has finished shitting, they save the pieces of toilet paper used to wipe their ass. A player then calls out "fire" and tosses the shit-stained toilet paper over the stall into the opponents area. The defensive player remains still and if hit by the projectile yells "you hit me with a battleshit!" The game continues until a player is tired of getting shit bombed and leaves the stall. This leaves the remaining player the King of Battleshits.
As Josh and Dan are taking simultaneous dumps in the Wal-Mart bathroom. Josh saves a juicy piece of toilet paper covered in greasy shit. As Dan sits unsuspectingly, Josh fires the Shit-Missile over the stall and yells "FIRE!" Dan, in surprise, realizes that a piece of shit-paper is stuck to his leg and says "you hit me with a battleshit!" Dan then retaliates by firing his own shit-missile at Josh. Dan misses and josh says "miss". Dan then scrambles out and Josh cynically laughs while yelling "I am the king of battleshits!"
by Coltoonie April 4, 2009
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The statement of having produced multiple orgasms, four or more, to the point where the party is so cum drunk that words are mixed up. Usually this can also be shown as a devolution to guttural moans and grunts as the base communication until recovered.
You've sunk my baffleship.
You've baffleshipped me!
"I was able to sink that baffleship in way I didn't think is possible for me."
You've baffleshipped me!
"I was able to sink that baffleship in way I didn't think is possible for me."
by Mori_122 August 26, 2024
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