Bayend

Someone who’s a complete Bellend but you mispronounce it and call them a Bayend, in front of your mates. Therefore going forward your mates always call you and others Bayends.

Wow look at him, what a Bayend.
Stop it Mark, you’re being a Bayend.

by Mark Shore May 25, 2019

BOFEND

BOFEND IS BOYFRIEND FROM FRIDAY NIGHT FUNK

BOFEND VS SURF (SARV)

bofend sus
bofend:beep bop

by epikperson July 6, 2021

Bifended

To be offended when "Gay" is used incorrectly.

Guy 1: This show is gay

Guy 2: THAT IS SO OFFENSIVE MAN WHY WOULD EVEN DARE SAY THAT. UR SO SICK.

Guy 1: Well I'm bifended.

by Cecilia the science guy. December 12, 2016

balend

Balend: A genetic throw-back. More commonly of low intellect, a creature with limited vocabulary where the word f**k can transmute and translate into multiple meanings giving the garbled impression of a filth strewn sentence. Has great strength to rival ten men and very aggressive to unknowns; to Balendify: To ridicule those of immense stupidity simply with insults pertaining to parentage; Plural: Balends: A group of idiots, more commonly found on street corners drinking "White Lightning" from the bottle and occasionally mugging old ladies and smashing bus shelters.

See: www.tenbellys.com/balend/

You F***ing Balend Mate! Yea! Your a 27 year old looser. Balend.

by p0d May 5, 2006

Barend

maffe vent

He’s really a Barend

by Chrisitosios February 18, 2019

bagend

A nickname for those named Matilda, which shortens to Tilly, which shortens to Bill, which then becomes Bilbo Baggins who lives at Bag End. This is then shortened to Bagend.

Also a general insult for those who are being dense and idiotic.

The crust and, in some cases soil, at the bottom of a carrier bag. This adds to the insult.

"That's such a bagend move."
"Absolute bagend"

by theogbagend June 11, 2020

oliver baxendale

To completely disappear without prior warning and reappear as if nothing happened. If questioned, play the fool and deny any such action.

Friend 1 : Where did Frank go?
Friend 2 : no idea, he must've pulled an Oliver Baxendale.
Frank : Hey guys!
Friend 1 : Where were you? You just vanished.
Frank : No I didn't.

by gregor ross March 14, 2018