beanie season

The wonderful time of year when it’s socially acceptable to wear a beanie without being called fucking emo. This happens during fall and winter.

“Samatha, its not beanie season, get that beanie off your head you uncultured thot.”

by dinosaurwaffle September 26, 2019

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Beaniellis

When someone is in the beanie arc again in their life and start playing emo song.

Beaniellis, again? With the glasses too?

by apple1010 March 8, 2023

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A method guys use to help straighten their hair. One will put a beanie on or some kind of knitted cap while their hair is wet and leave it till their hair is dry. This causes the root and most of the shaft of the hair to be straight, and the ends can be flat-ironed very easily.

Ben will beanie straighten his hair to make it much flatter and sexier.

by codenamesmash December 31, 2008

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Zucchini Beanie

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.

"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017

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Big Bäenis Syndrome

A very unfortunate medical condition. Some of the known side effects include having a giant penis an very big muscles. There is no cure for this disease.

WAAOW! Han där pizzagains har BIG BÄENIS SYNDROME!!

- NÄE! FAN VA SYND FÖR HONOM.

- WWWAOOOOOWOAAAAA JOHNNY SINS KRÄMPAJJJ

by eparagger123 March 16, 2021

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