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behead

The act of separating the head of a person from their body. Usually done with a knife, axe, sword, etc.
Teenager 1:"If I ever see that bully again I think I will behead her with a knife from the school cafeteria!"
Teenager 2: "Whoa you can't do that, dude!"
by dj crackpot October 26, 2017
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basehead

1) Drug addict who can't find anything else better to do with their free time but get wasted.
1)A lot of teenagers
2)Sadly, most college students.
3)Probably that bum in your downtown area
4)Aww fuck it, probably you.
by MayGah February 8, 2004
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Beheading

To have the tip of a males genitalia removed.
I heard Chris got a good beheading.
by Dub is a streamer October 24, 2017
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Baghead

Another word for a smackhead, they are usually addictied to crack os some class A drug
hey look, theres a baghead lets fuck him up
by Raz1569 December 3, 2003
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behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
by A Dub November 10, 2008
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beheading

When someone cuts off someone else head. This can happen a number of ways. Decapitation is another word for it.
Mary Queen of Scotts had a beheading last week.
by Carter335783 January 31, 2020
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Anal beheading

When someone's neck is slit and head is then stuck up someone's rectum and then their neck is twisted while in the rectum causing the head to fall off
Dude 1: did you see that movie with the anal beheading
Dude 2: yeah I like the part when they slit his throat
by Thegreatwhitebeannie February 23, 2017
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