Douche Balouche

a jewish warthog

Juan is such a douche balouche!

by JUAN JIMENEZ DOIN IT BIG March 5, 2011

barouche

a big carriage cart thing pulled by a horse that gentlemen ride around in like in Sense & Sensibility by Jane Austen where Willoughby rides round in one

One - I hear that Mr Frog is not married.
Two - Oh yes, he is a very eligible bachelor, he drives his own barouche
One- Oh my!

by writestuff November 3, 2007

Bagdouche

A much more awesome way to say "Douchebag"

Joe: Hey Travis, your sister was awesome in bed last night.

Travis: Shut the fuck up you bagdouche

Joe: Thats the weirdest shit I've ever heard, but it sounds kind of cool!

by DarthVolga August 3, 2009

Baldouche

A balding man in his mid 20's to low 30's who tries to cut their hair very low to hide there baldness to the world... and usually stands with their chin up to avoid taller woman spotting their missing hair patches

man anthony santucci just got busted by Jessica and she told the whole world about his "Baldouche"

by wadub January 28, 2010

Baldouche

One who is unattractive due to baldness, yet thinks they are hot shit, thereby rendering him a douche bag.

"That Chris Daughtry sure is a baldouche!"

by THE REVERENDJAMES BEAUTiFUL April 10, 2007

Badousch

The sound your head makes after it smacks the floor at the end of a fist.

Holy shit that bouncer put the Badousch on him

by tott/link01 June 9, 2011

baduche

baduche: pronounced " bah" "dootch" with an emphasis on the b in bah and the ch in ootch, as well as an infinitesimal stop at the t before the ootch. meaning: the private area around the genitals and pubic hair region. Includes the gootch or taint aka the perineal area. But more than just the privates and their periphery it is the whole idea of that area. A zone that no one wants anything bad to happen to, or even anywhere near. The mere mention or thought of can cause unpleasant feelings.

While watching a young child walk the fence she fell and possibly hurt herself. I grabbed for my own baduche area in sympathy, as if i too had been smashed in the baduche.

by Jack Hill ( of no. 9 downning October 6, 2010