Baldouche

A balding man in his mid 20's to low 30's who tries to cut their hair very low to hide there baldness to the world... and usually stands with their chin up to avoid taller woman spotting their missing hair patches

man anthony santucci just got busted by Jessica and she told the whole world about his "Baldouche"

by wadub January 28, 2010

Baldouche

One who is unattractive due to baldness, yet thinks they are hot shit, thereby rendering him a douche bag.

"That Chris Daughtry sure is a baldouche!"

by THE REVERENDJAMES BEAUTiFUL April 10, 2007

baduche

baduche: pronounced " bah" "dootch" with an emphasis on the b in bah and the ch in ootch, as well as an infinitesimal stop at the t before the ootch. meaning: the private area around the genitals and pubic hair region. Includes the gootch or taint aka the perineal area. But more than just the privates and their periphery it is the whole idea of that area. A zone that no one wants anything bad to happen to, or even anywhere near. The mere mention or thought of can cause unpleasant feelings.

While watching a young child walk the fence she fell and possibly hurt herself. I grabbed for my own baduche area in sympathy, as if i too had been smashed in the baduche.

by Jack Hill ( of no. 9 downning October 6, 2010

Baldouchebag

Someone who sweet talks every girl wihin the 38 sq. foot sniffing radius of their greasy italian nose. They aspire to settle down with a nice "GILF" or "Ya Mudda." After working out, they will corner you in the locker room until you smell the lint from their wet belly button. See Dominizing.

Ken - Hey Braden do you see that?
Braden - See what?
Ken - The Baldouchebag.
Braden - Dear Lord, he would.
Ken - Smells like belly button lint doesn't it?

by DoubleNickle January 17, 2011

Badoucheka

I don't know what the fuck my friends were on, but this word came up soooooo... the meaning is bad douche?

My dog is a badoucheka.

by P0Pc0rnz02 May 8, 2018

badousche

Bag of Dousche

If you dont do your job your a badousche

by Ssgt Quintero January 26, 2009

Banouche

A douche that steals all your stuff just cause you left your door unlocked. Thats fine though cause Chuck is gonna steal his in the slammer!

I was robbed. I hope that banouche dies in a fiery car wreck.

by Double McTwist February 26, 2010