badger

being a furry bear like creature that lives in a hole in the ground (or sett), that's what makes this the perfect counterpart to Beaver (who lives in a pile of sticks on a river or lake: a Dam)!

it doesn't make much sense, but it'll keep large audiences amused for minutes.
Badger!
Beaver!
Badger!
Beaver!
Badger Badger Badger!
Beaver Beaver Beaver!
by Flota August 24, 2005
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To cum in a line down the back (or from forehead to nose) of a black/asian girl to make them look like a Badger.
'I was getting bored of our sex life and decided to give her The Badger last night'.
by Paulo Le Donk August 08, 2006
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That was well badger or luk at thoses 2 badgers going down the road
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(n) A declaration of wind from the anus.
Queen - Badger

Charles - Core blimey Mummsie. I'm grateful for the advance notice but please lay off the brussel sprouts.
by chocolatelamington January 12, 2007
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Someone who sleeps/ has sex with someone else to steal their things/ property!
I completely badgered this bint up the wrong hole last night! She didn't even notice..what a pussyole!
by badger-mushroom- snake September 01, 2009
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A short, stocky, middle-aged white man, who is balding, and has graying hair and a moustache. If you tour the rural midwest, you will find tons of them. Their primary habits are hunting, drinking beer, driving pickup trucks, napping, and telling old football stories.
My dad is a badger, so i'm thinking of getting him a moustache trimmer and a case of bud light for his fiftieth birthday.
by ihatebuffering March 06, 2011
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A white man with a black man's wanger (cock). Used to describe a white man with a big shlong! Derived from the colour association with a badgers fur.
Look at Paul isn't he a Badger?
by C-J! November 29, 2006
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