Badge

variation of vagina.

Dude, I wish I was knee deep in some Britney Spears badge right about now.

by cancerVssuicide January 29, 2003

Badging

Badging (v): When a narcissist postures by treating either fortune or misfortune of someone else as their own; often a one-upmanship. Always an imaginary badge pinned to their "me too" chest.

Ann: Did you see her badging at her neighbor's funeral? You'd have thought it was her closest friend.

Sue: Yeah. Especially when she went to the podium and openly wept then fainted.

OR:

Ann: I posted news to my Facebook wall about my promotion to CEO.

Sue: I saw it. Congratulations! You are the best and you deserve it!

Ann: Maggie didn't mention that when she left a comment

about becoming the leader of her reading club.

Sue: Yeah, she can badge with the best of them!

by 209 fo evah June 18, 2010

Badged

To wake up the next morning after a heavy drinking session the night before still feeling very drunk

Dude 1 "i drunk so much last night man"

Dude 2 "yeah dude your so badged right now"

by Thebadgemeister July 16, 2011

badge in

To use one's identification badge in order to gain otherwise restricted access.

Please badge in to the computer in order to see the patient's electronic medical record.

by Dr. Inappropriate October 6, 2015

badges

Badges?

We don't need no stinking badges!

by Lemmy November 4, 2003

Badge

A cop dildo.

Ocassionally used by over zealous officers either on the beat or off-duty.

Innocent by-stander: Hey officer!
Officer: Yah?
Innocent by-stander: Nice badge!

Sergeant: Now I want you to stick that polished badge in nice, deep n' slow...
Rookie: Yes Sarge sir! Yes Sarge!
Sergeant: And call me Amanda.

by NeverMindWho March 5, 2006

Badge

A festively plump Italian boy

Dan, you're fat, WHY???

by Haracio De La Sanchez April 19, 2005