Bad Touch Trio

The Pervert, The Rapist, and The Pedo.

Okay, fine, the Bad Touch Trio is Gilbert, Francis, and Antonio from Hetalia...

by MochiFace July 20, 2013

bad touch dog

a dog that will attempt to hump anything that stays still long enough determinedly and repeatedly despite being pushed away, yelled at, swatted, etc.

Sarah's bad touch dog is humping the cat again.

by irrationalmoon July 28, 2011

Uncle Bad Touch

Your creepy uncle that always seems to want a grope-hug and tells you to sit on his lap. The one everybody feels awkward around ever since he took little Susie under the stairs at last year's family reunion.

Man, Mike seems like a real Uncle Bad Touch. He's pretty creepy.

by Misha Pilsudski December 27, 2010

The Bad Touch

A well-known song by the Bloodhound Gang, often refered to as 'The Discovery Channel Song' or 'The Mammals Song'. The misuse of the title often annoys the band, and all eight of their fans alike.

Person A: Have you ever heard 'The Bad Touch' by the Bloodhound Gang?
Person B: Don't think so.
Person A: Really, you don't know 'the discovery channel song'?
Person B: Oh yeah, I love that song. They're my favourite band.

by Lunarr February 13, 2009

Uncle Bad Touch

A person who has acted upon an individual, who is unaware of the means of the situation, with a dirty sexual intension.

"Uncle Bad Touch, Why is your lap So Lumpy?"

by UncleBadTouch April 30, 2006

Creepy Uncle Bad Touch

Creepy person that appears to be a child moletster.

While I was watching the debates I realized that John McCain lurked around the stage like your creepy uncle bad touch.

by Wannawatcho February 20, 2009

Father Bad Touch

A religious leader, often catholic, who engages in sexual activity with minors. Often used in a humorous context.

Watch out for Father Bad Touch down at the church.

by BrutalSheldon April 30, 2008