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baconstrip

The inner labias (labia minor) of a woman. Especially if they are not separated.
Hey girl, that's a nice baconstrip!
by RonnyM July 9, 2003
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Baconstrip

A shit stain on the underwear usually caused by digging fingers into the ass to scratch out an uncontrolable salty peanut (See salty peanut). Also known as a skid mark.
As she folded the laundry she noticed a large baconstrip in her boyfriend's underwear.

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He decided to not buy white underwear anymore, because of his baconstrip making problem.
by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006
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baconiphany

a sudden, intuitive perception of a new recipe with bacon as an ingredient, usually initiated by hunger and followed by intense need to perceive the scent of bacon.
"I had a baconiphany. I had the pizza place add bacon as a topping on my pizza."
by MakinBacon December 30, 2008
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Banistan

Banistan is a slang parable introduced into speech by Russian mercenaries, which implies a veiled distant country (often the "third world"), where there is a war, armed conflict or other fighting.
It is used with a subtext when there is no possibility or need for disclosure a specific geographical location. The etymological meaning comes from the word banana (banana Republic) and the endings "stan", which are common to some countries and regions of the Middle East Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Dagestan, etc. A parallel is also drawn with a Kalashnikov magazine shape that resembles the shape of a banana - therefore, in Banistan on clips, and bananocplips.
Hey wagner, How much for a trip to Banistan?
by Fronta1499 April 24, 2022
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Baconism

the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
ALL HAIL BACONISM
by um1'sgon'die June 13, 2011
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bacontarian

A person who supplements an otherwise normal diet with large amounts of pork!

They eat LARGE amounts of bacon or pork, in seemingly obscene amounts.
Bubba eats bacon for breakfast lunch and dinner. He is a bacontarian.
by g-diggity January 28, 2008
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baconist

An individual with a deep and abiding devotion to all things bacon. This can involve total immersion in the bacon lifestyle or a simple and abiding love of the bacon food group. Baconists often join online communities to share their love of the food group and create themed gifs and memes to celebrate all things bacon.
Kurt was not merely a casual consumer of a BLT sandwich, he was well known as a baconist.
by Flossdada March 7, 2016
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