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Bacontopia

-noun
1) A realm in which the streets are paved with, the fruit of the trees are, and the very air is filled with bacon; a bacon-lover's paradise
2) A euphoric, nearly orgasmic state a person can be in after consuming the perfect amount of bacon with their meal
1) "I had the dream again: I was in bacontopia and it was awesome!"
2) There was so much bacon on my pizza... was in bacontopia!
by FTfreakingW April 12, 2010
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Baconomics

1. The belief that adding bacon to any recipe will increase its appeal.
2. The tendency of elected officials to tack on funding projects to completely unrelated legislation.
1. "Tell me again why you added bacon to these chocolate chip cookies." "Baconomics, dude - bacon makes everything taste better!"
2. "The US Senate added funding for a highway building project in Iowa to the bill giving cattle in California the right to vote in local elections."
by Urban Sprawl Mama January 19, 2013
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baconmobile

Ford Crown Victoria, LTD
Chevy Impala, Caprice, Malibu
Chrysler Intrepid
by MC July 10, 2004
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Baconnoisseur

An expert on Bacon.
Jack is quite the baconnoisseur.
by Zmoosk May 19, 2010
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BACONBIT

A word used to call security officers and private police.Derived from the salad topping food-baconbitsmeaning not real bacon.

*also know as "rent-a-cop".
I used to be a Baconbit at the racetrack because we were cheaper than using real police.
by Cyber Kong December 28, 2005
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Baby BaconBoi

BaconBoi but a baby, character from my upcoming show called: BabyBaconBoi Adventures.

-"I had this thing called oatmeal, it felt like Brody invented it, Brody said it already existed, it made me feel a little hyper, I kinda liked it". -BBBA episode 1, BaconBoi's birthday. (Duckie takes the cake.)
by BaconBoiurban May 23, 2021
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Baconomics

Baconomics is the art of ulitilizing all of the bacon in a package instead of using 3-4 pieces then leaving the rest in the fridge to spoil
After I cooked breakfast this morning, I used good baconomics and fried up the rest of the bacon in the pack to make BLTs for lunch!

Wow! How Baconomical of you!
by So She Says July 2, 2019
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