national backorder

Some B S story or excuse about ordering a part for a car and being told it can't be delivered until hell freezes over ( your shit up a creek)

Your car part is on national backorder , cause the lazy fucks won't make it till after lunch.

by Dalray January 4, 2019

Backwards dragon

Spray an entire bottle of lighter fluid in your asshole and shart onto a lit candle.

My mother was angry at me for not doing the dishes so she gave me a backwards dragon to the face.

by Heather Timm February 10, 2021

backwards inbred fuck

A backwards inbred fuck is what you call someone when you can't think of an insult and your pissed af.

Fuck you Rafael! You are a backwards inbred fuck!

by cadro65 March 2, 2021

Backwoods Punch

A uppercut blow to the balls

Yeah that guy have mike a Backwoods Punch in the balls

by Flannel & Mr. Anderson October 11, 2010

backwards camel spider

The art of sticking your penis inside your partners mouth (with permission), as she proceeds to bite as hard as physically possible. Your job is to hold onto her head as hard as possible, and run up the wall backwards. Tip: Balance is key!

Johnie: "Me and stacy have perfected the distinct art of the backwards camel spider"

by BellyJabies March 15, 2015

backwards conspiracy

When you are a superhero fighting crime but you are also a criminal.

Dude... thats a backwards conspiracy.

by Poovey Vert February 18, 2018

fell ass-backwards

To come into great fortune/luck unexpectedly, especially through imprudent behavior.

A: "Did you know that Jane blew her birthday money all on one ring as an impulse buy, turns out the stone was worth 10x what she paid!"

B: "Damn! She really fell ass-backwards into something huh!"

by khdoll September 11, 2010