Backhand

Only performed when you are really pissed off. Should be done to teachers that resemble horses. The point of impact should be near the adams apple.

John: I gave that HHH bitch a backhand to the throat.
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAH!

by M4x1mus May 31, 2007

Backhand

Reverse hand position during hand to gland combat.

When you are pulling your pud reverse your hand so it's facing palm outwards so when you blow you don't blow the baby batter all over your stomach.
Ma girl she getting all considerate and went backhand on my old mate to reduce the clean-up interval.

by Weeblex October 06, 2013

Backhand

A slap where instead of hitting with the palm you hit with the back of your hand. It is significantly more painful but has a risk of breaking your knuckles if you do it.
Verb : Backhanded

Sean : Kiersten just backhanded Tim !

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020

Backhand

the reverse stroking of a penis to feel more pleasurable, usually done by a female to a male subject. easily added into jokes to add a sense of humility to the conversation.

boy 1: my favorite strokes are breast-stroke and butteryfly, what are yours?

girl: my favorite is the back-stroke

boy 2: dont you mean the backhand?

by shmarishmime October 12, 2010

Backhander

A gift, favor or compliment presented with sarcastic intent.

"Bob really dealt Mort a serious backhander with that awful birthday gift."

by Mega_Huge December 15, 2014

backhanded gift

When you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.

Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.

by bitchpleeeeeease December 26, 2011

Fronthand Backhand

The best fucking game ever invented. Players choose either "fronthand" or "backhand" and their partner slaps them across the face, either fronthand or backhand. First shown in the Key and Peele skit, "Fronthand Backhand."

"Yo Tyrell."
"Yo Lawrence."
"You wanna play fronthand backhand?"
"Yo man, I don't know that game."
"Hey man, it's simple, dawg. All you gotta do is say fronthand or backhand!"
"Alright, fronthand."
*slap*
"Ooh man! I got you good! You know that funny."
"Backhand."

by MaTrIx April 02, 2013