International Baccalaureate

The international diploma is a two year high school course also known as hell designed for masochistic fucks. It lures you into the programme by looking like it offers many opportunities, basically makes it looks like you're going places after this but all you end up doing is drugs and more drugs to forget this. The only place you end up after this is either an asylum or a deathbed. Don't do the IB kids :)

Love,
Proud masochist :)

"Hey child why are you doing crack cocaine?"

"I do the International Baccalaureate this is nothing"

by masochist69420 February 26, 2017

International Baccalaureate

A fancy euphemism for Hell.

Because of the International Baccalaureate program, I am constantly stressed out, am missing out on the "best years of my life", and rarely have a weekend to have fun with friends due to the insane amounts of homework assigned. I also feel that it's all for naught.

by JamieJustice September 24, 2006

International Baccalaureate

Ah, the IB. First off, know that students who have lived through this torturous academic programme (by which all moral and ethical codes are violated) will be viable candidates for the local loony bin. This malicious and significantly sadistic programme is aimed to crucify even the most academically gifted students internationally, and typically transforms once creative and intelligent teenagers into braindead vegetables suffering from crippling levels of anxiety and insomnia; students are typically known to exude either arrogance of the grandest magnitude, or non-existing levels of self-esteem/confidence. Arguably so, a beneficial side-affect of the IB is the mastery of bullshitting your way through and out of any situation humanly possible.

The International Baccalaureate programme is also commonly referred to as 'Hell', and the typical IB student is commonly described as neurotic, and may be referred to as a veteran.

**side note, IB students are also commonly moulded into Grammar Nazis

"I... I like pain." - said the IB student (most likely in their second year, now immune to all forms of trauma and deprivation)

by GenZGrammarNazi November 8, 2019

Baccus

A dried up, stinky, dick-licker of a hockey player. Known for his unnecessary and untimely penalties, Baccus usually spends as much time in the penelty "box" as he does on the ice. Also, he's one of them "gays"

Pewp and Cool were in on a breakaway with no goalie, but Baccus fucked the play up by cross-checking the ref.

by Diego Pewp #7 December 27, 2008

backasswards

adj.

Very nonsensical... to the point of confusion.

So completely and utterly the opposite of what should be that trying to think or explain it creates a mental paradox.

His explanation of "why we are winning the war on drugs" was so backasswards that I completely blacked out.

The legal system is very structured, but in the wrong way. It is so structured that it actually hurts the very person it should try to help: the litte guy. That is backasswards.

by adumb June 11, 2006

backas

When a male wants to have sexual intercourse with a women doggy-style. Usually if the women has a large or fat butt.

That girls ass is sexy! I want to put her in the backas!

by daroscade November 25, 2009

International Baccalaureate

A hardcore program that leads its students into a downward spiral of depression, drugs, sex, and prositution.

international baccalaureate student 1:IB is making me slip into depression.
ib student 1: extrmely slowly
ib student 1:i bet by senior year im gonna be on drugs.
ib student 2:lol
ib student 2:awh
ib student 2: its okay
ib student 3: lol awh billy
ib student 1: im gonna run to ms.dubya's office tomorrow and like collapse on her floor and beg for mercy

by ambiemouse February 23, 2009