babysit

To hold the blunt for much longer than necessary. After being caught babysitting, babysitters almost always take an additional hit before passing.

1: How much do they pay you to babysit that blunt?
2: 7.50 an hour.

by Hof September 19, 2005

Babysitter

Someone who dates or hooks up with someone significantly younger than them.

What a babysitter

by the gb June 9, 2011

babysitters club

Collective name for any group of lightweight bitches who nurse the same beer all night or warehouse beer like it ain't no thing. Members of this club often resort to faking drunk to not seem like a pussy in front of real drinkers.
Derives its name from a ridiculous book series for little girls.

Timmy: "Oh man, I'm SOOOOO wasted! I must have had at least 20 beers tonight!"
Steve: "Yeah, right! I've seen you warehousing like a mofo all night!"
Timmy: "Well what I mean is I took 15 shots before I even came here."
Steve: "BUUUULLLLLLSHIIIIT!!!"
Matt: (mocking Timmy) "RING, RING, RING! Hello...babysitters club! Timmy speaking! Oh of course I can babysit your beer tonight, Mrs. Johnson...but I can only handle one. If I get two beers in me I usually puke my pants. OK, sounds great. Toodles!"

by Nick D October 25, 2005

babysit

When one you and a some friends go out clubbin'and one of them ends up getting S#!T faced and you end up watching them all night; cleaning up their puke, keeping them from hooking up with nasty people/fighting people, helping them walk/up when they fall-thus ruining your entire evening and resluting in you not having any fun.

"We went out of town this weekend, and we ended up babysitting Carol."

by Me Ahna July 24, 2005

babysit

Verd Intransitive:
1. To act as a babysitter.
2. To take care of.

Back-Formation from babysitter

We fired our babysitter because she spent all night watching our pay-per-view.

by Aloha July 20, 2008

Babysitting

The act of holding onto the pipe for an extended period of time after taking your hit before passing.

Stoner A: Stop babysitting it already and pass it to me.

Stoner B: Oh shnit. My bad. I always to this.

by OG_Epimetheus April 29, 2022

Redneck babysit

The act of ducktaping a small child to the wall, or ceiling.

"I had to redneck babysit my cousin, so i could watch bluecollar last night."

by asdfghnjmk,l.; October 10, 2011