Babymaker

An attractive yet airheaded woman, good for nothing besides making babies.

busto, babymaker

by d0nut March 21, 2009

Babymaker

An extremely hot guy. A prime male specimen you'd like to make pretty babies with, regardless of his personality.

Hmmm damn girl, did you see that babymaker?!
He's a jackass but we'd make the cutest babies! He's definitely on my babymaker list.

by Nikkinta November 17, 2014

kick to the babymaker

a vicious kick to a womans vagina or a mans penis.

John: did you fuck that girl last night?
Sam: no, she made it clear she wasn't interested with a swift kick to the babymaker :(

by massivelols January 31, 2010

Haymaker To The Babymaker

The act of punching a woman in the crotch as hard as possible, sometimes because she was being a douche. This is known to cause autism in babies. can also be used as an instant contraceptive.

Brittany was being a douche so i gave her a Haymaker To The Babymaker

by smlysk8rboy9 September 28, 2010

JMatt and the Babymakers

A boy band formed in the early summer of 2010.
the band has 4 members who are boys.

Hey did you see the latest JMatt and the Babymakers gig!" "Yeah man i was there, and it's true about them being baby makers ;

by Flibberdigibbet May 26, 2010

hetero babymakers

A term used to describe heterosexuals in a negative way. Often used by openly gay people who like to make fun of straight people.
(Just saying "hetero" is also common.)

Bill: hey Fred, check out that straight couple making out over there.

Fred: What a bunch of hetero babymakers.

by lapez May 27, 2013

Beijing Babymaker

The Beijing Babymaker is the ancient and closely guarded secret behind the exploding Chinese population.

It entails ejaculating into a water pistol (or other suitable delivery device) over the period of several months, then hosting an orgy in which you impregnate at least ten women with the gun.

Did you hear about Chau's party last night? I heard he whipped out the Beijing Babymaker.

by JuanNil September 19, 2016