Babymaker

An attractive yet airheaded woman, good for nothing besides making babies.
by d0nut November 06, 2008
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Babymaker

An extremely hot guy. A prime male specimen you'd like to make pretty babies with, regardless of his personality.
Hmmm damn girl, did you see that babymaker?!
He's a jackass but we'd make the cutest babies! He's definitely on my babymaker list.
by Nikkinta November 17, 2014
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kick to the babymaker

a vicious kick to a womans vagina or a mans penis.
John: did you fuck that girl last night?
Sam: no, she made it clear she wasn't interested with a swift kick to the babymaker :(
by massivelols January 24, 2010
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Haymaker To The Babymaker

The act of punching a woman in the crotch as hard as possible, sometimes because she was being a douche. This is known to cause autism in babies. can also be used as an instant contraceptive.
Brittany was being a douche so i gave her a Haymaker To The Babymaker
by smlysk8rboy9 September 27, 2010
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JMatt and the Babymakers

A boy band formed in the early summer of 2010.
the band has 4 members who are boys.
Hey did you see the latest JMatt and the Babymakers gig!" "Yeah man i was there, and it's true about them being baby makers ;
by Flibberdigibbet May 26, 2010
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hetero babymakers

A term used to describe heterosexuals in a negative way. Often used by openly gay people who like to make fun of straight people.
(Just saying "hetero" is also common.)
Bill: hey Fred, check out that straight couple making out over there.

Fred: What a bunch of hetero babymakers.
by lapez May 27, 2013
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trifecta of babymaking

the act of eating 3 big meals and after breakfast and lunch, masturbating and freezing the resulting sperm. Then after dinner you give your wife, girlfriend, etc. a popsicle, a frozen enema and have vaginal intercourse all at the same time in hopes of impregnating her.
Grady told us that after trying for 2 years to have a kid, he was going to give his wife the trifecta of babymaking.trifecta babymaking sexfrozen enemamasturbating
by SykotikalJo June 06, 2011
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