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hey wtf are u making with baby shit-
by blizzard bitch February 4, 2021
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baby shit green

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n. A rejected crayola crayon color that was replaced with "Asparagus".
My friend's 1988 lime green Honda Civic is now baby shit green.
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
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Means the same as the phrase baby poop brown.
Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby shit brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby shit brown.
{From a website that has these phoney bologna fake "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

Parked on the street are a 1986 Honda Accord sporting a dull baby shit brown paint finish (the doors are locked but the keys are still in the ignition) and (again with the keys already in the ignition) a 2014 Kia Soul with a custom lime green paint job.
by Telephony October 26, 2013
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Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the baby’s to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home
by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019
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A colour that is inexplicably the shade of a baby's fresh-laid shitstain. Not quite milk-chocolate brown, but light greyish brown with an iridescent tinge of green. The BIC lighter you never want to have.
I went to sit on Andy's bed and saw skidmarks that were baby shit brown.
by pHarmer51 July 16, 2010
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Baby Shit Shots

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Baby Shit Shots is where you can't take an actual shot *Coughs.....Mitchell PokePack* Anyways Baby Shit Shots is where you don't know what a shot is so you barley put any alcohol in their glass or mouth. Mitchells are usually the worst ones at shots so Baby Shit Shots are most relatable to Mitchells xD Or just Mr. PokeePackk
"Mitchell why you always got to take some Baby Shit Shots."
by BroskiiiPotatooooo March 23, 2021
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I smell baby shit

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"I smell baby shit" is a derogatory insult meant for anybody who whines about anything. It is a reference to a baby crying when it needs its diaper changed.
Tom: "Why can't this place ever get the foam on my coffee just right? I wish the cups were a different color too!"

John: "I smell baby shit."
by BitchassMcGee November 1, 2018
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